How To Break A Heart (Instructional Poem)

Introduce yourself to her
Hug her
Tell her you're nothing like her ex
Send her cute messages
and call her Queen
She'll like that

Look for opportunities
For "chance" encounters
Especially if it's snowing
Snow makes the best memories

Hold her hand
Stroke her hair
Kiss her cheek
Write her letters
Bring her gifts
Surprise her often

Go to concerts
Go on trips
Look at fireworks
Take long walks
Pillow talks
Keep your intention in mind

Get her to open up
Tell you her deepest fears
Her darkest secrets
This way she'll never see it coming.

Pack your things while she sleeps
Act casual. Tell her you need to talk.
Accuse her of anything
Tell her you're unhappy
Tell her it's her fault
Let her beg and plead
Wait until she is a crying
mess

Leave.